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Windows95, 98 and 2000 will BANNED on March 1, 2012 - Violators will be Prosecuted
New rule by Microsoft. On March 1, 2012 anyone still using Windows 95,
Windows 98 and/or Windows 2000 *MUST* stop using these operating systems. These outdated systems will be banned. Any violators who continue to use these outdated operating systems will be arrested, and receive fines from $2500 up to $20,000 and/or receive a Prison term not to exceed ten years. Everyone *MUST* stop using Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows 2000 by this date of March 1, 2012, or face severe consequences. This is a serious matter with serious consequences. Using advanced surveilance techniques, Microsoft will be monitoring all computers on the internet to find those who are using Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows 2000. Violators will be immediately arrested, prosecuted, and found guilty without delay. There will be no court hearings available, since our surveilance equipment is fool-proof and will serve as judge and jury without the need for human intervention in brick and mortar court rooms. Windows XP will be added to this ban list on Jan 1, 2013, and Vista on March 1, 2014. We of Microsoft want everyone using Windows 7, or you will face severe consequences. This means everyone, including YOU! No exceptions! No exemptions! no extensions! |
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Windows95, 98 and 2000 will BANNED on March 1, 2012 - Violatorswill be Prosecuted
On 02/18/2012 02:11 PM, MotoFox wrote:
And it came to pass that Lostgallifreyan delivered the following message unto the people, saying~ *feeds troll* Yeah, I had to look at my calendar to make sure we didn't just skip a month and a half last night. ;o) And even though it's obviously phony (look at that E mail address, foir example) I still wouldn't be too quick to dismiss something like that *as* phony, knowing Micro$oft. Makes me glad I don't have a Window$ machine on the network! HA! I use Linux. I also find it odd that Bill Gates himself posts here |
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philo wrote:
On 02/18/2012 02:11 PM, MotoFox wrote: And it came to pass that Lostgallifreyan delivered the following message unto the people, saying~ *feeds troll* Yeah, I had to look at my calendar to make sure we didn't just skip a month and a half last night. ;o) And even though it's obviously phony (look at that E mail address, foir example) I still wouldn't be too quick to dismiss something like that *as* phony, knowing Micro$oft. Makes me glad I don't have a Window$ machine on the network! HA! I use Linux. I also find it odd that Bill Gates himself posts here He wouldn't, that's for sure. Someone is having himself some fun with us. And we don't have to rely on Linux either. Just take it in stride. |
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Windows95, 98 and 2000 will BANNED on March 1, 2012 - Violators will be Prosecuted
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New rule by Microsoft. On March 1, 2012 anyone still using Windows 95, Windows 98 and/or Windows 2000 *MUST* stop using these operating systems. These outdated systems will be banned. Any violators who continue to use these outdated operating systems will be arrested, and receive fines from $2500 up to $20,000 and/or receive a Prison term not to exceed ten years. Everyone *MUST* stop using Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows 2000 by this date of March 1, 2012, or face severe consequences. This is a serious matter with serious consequences. Using advanced surveilance techniques, Microsoft will be monitoring all computers on the internet to find those who are using Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows 2000. Violators will be immediately arrested, prosecuted, and found guilty without delay. There will be no court hearings available, since our surveilance equipment is fool-proof and will serve as judge and jury without the need for human intervention in brick and mortar court rooms. Windows XP will be added to this ban list on Jan 1, 2013, and Vista on March 1, 2014. We of Microsoft want everyone using Windows 7, or you will face severe consequences. This means everyone, including YOU! No exceptions! No exemptions! no extensions! billgates I have New unopened Windows 98 in the Box, you miss read the New rule by Microsoft, If Microsoft F*** with me, Will open a Door For me to receive $20,000,000 in Lawsuit... -- User-agent: * Disallow: / |
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Windows95, 98 and 2000 will BANNED on March 1, 2012 - Violatorswill be Prosecuted
On Sat, 18 Feb 2012 19:20:27 -0000, wrote:
New rule by Microsoft. On March 1, 2012 anyone still using Windows 95, Windows 98 and/or Windows 2000 *MUST* stop using these operating systems. ITYM April 1st. -- [dash dash space newline 4line sig] Albi CNU |
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Windows95, 98 and 2000 will BANNED on March 1, 2012 - Violators will be Prosecuted
philo wrote: On 02/18/2012 02:11 PM, MotoFox wrote: And it came to pass that Lostgallifreyan delivered the following message unto the people, saying~ *feeds troll* Yeah, I had to look at my calendar to make sure we didn't just skip a month and a half last night. ;o) And even though it's obviously phony (look at that E mail address, foir example) I still wouldn't be too quick to dismiss something like that *as* phony, knowing Micro$oft. Makes me glad I don't have a Window$ machine on the network! HA! I use Linux. I also find it odd that Bill Gates himself posts here Heck, Bill Gates sends me emails all the time. I even gave him my SS# so that he could confirm who I was so that he could send me a free Win7 OS to replace my aging Win2000ProSP4. Buffalo |
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Windows95, 98 and 2000 will BANNED on March 1, 2012 - Violators will be Prosecuted
In message , MotoFox
confucius-say@enlightenment!to!him!lead!it!for!bangpath!foll ow!man!wise. UUCP writes: And it came to pass that Lostgallifreyan delivered the following message unto the people, saying~ *feeds troll* Yeah, I had to look at my calendar to make sure we didn't just skip a month and a half last night. ;o) And even though it's obviously phony (look at that E mail address, foir example) I still wouldn't be too quick to dismiss something like that *as* phony, knowing Micro$oft. Makes me glad I don't have a Window$ machine on the network! What, no Windows at all? You'll be _first_ in their sights! (BTW, your ASCII art signature has alternate blank lines - is that intentional? It doesn't always.) -- J. P. Gilliver. UMRA: 1960/1985 MB++G.5AL-IS-P--Ch++(p)Ar@T0H+Sh0!:`)DNAf Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts. |
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Windows95, 98 and 2000 will BANNED on March 1, 2012 - Violators will be Prosecuted
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You are answering a Troll post. -- Peter Please Reply to Newsgroup for the benefit of others Requests for assistance by email can not and will not be acknowledged. This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no rights. http://www.microsoft.com/protect "Hot-Text" wrote in message ... wrote in message ... New rule by Microsoft. On March 1, 2012 anyone still using Windows 95, Windows 98 and/or Windows 2000 *MUST* stop using these operating systems. These outdated systems will be banned. Any violators who continue to use these outdated operating systems will be arrested, and receive fines from $2500 up to $20,000 and/or receive a Prison term not to exceed ten years. Everyone *MUST* stop using Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows 2000 by this date of March 1, 2012, or face severe consequences. This is a serious matter with serious consequences. Using advanced surveilance techniques, Microsoft will be monitoring all computers on the internet to find those who are using Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows 2000. Violators will be immediately arrested, prosecuted, and found guilty without delay. There will be no court hearings available, since our surveilance equipment is fool-proof and will serve as judge and jury without the need for human intervention in brick and mortar court rooms. Windows XP will be added to this ban list on Jan 1, 2013, and Vista on March 1, 2014. We of Microsoft want everyone using Windows 7, or you will face severe consequences. This means everyone, including YOU! No exceptions! No exemptions! no extensions! billgates I have New unopened Windows 98 in the Box, you miss read the New rule by Microsoft, If Microsoft F*** with me, Will open a Door For me to receive $20,000,000 in Lawsuit... -- User-agent: * Disallow: / |
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