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Delete the file Kernel32.dll
Whenever you install Windows98, always delete the file called
Kernel32.dll (located in the Windows\System folder.) This file is dangerous, and attracts malware. Once it's removed, it's nearly impossible to get any malware. Be Safe! As soon as Windows98 is installed, boot to dos. Go to that folder, and delete that file before ever going on the internet. Reboot and use computer normally. Bill Gates |
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Fred.Flintstone wrote: Delete the file Kernel32.dll
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Delete the file Kernel32.dll
Tim Slattery wrote:
wrote: Whenever you install Windows98, always delete the file called Kernel32.dll (located in the Windows\System folder.) This file is dangerous, and attracts malware. Once it's removed, it's nearly impossible to get any malware. SPAM!!!! Once it's removed your system won't even start. -- Tim Slattery Yup. Sigh. Yet just another sign of the newage times. Oh, that and the fact he think's its cute using that name. I'm guessing he's 16. :-) |
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Delete the file Kernel32.dll
On Fri, 10 Aug 2012 08:38:40 -0400, Tim Slattery
wrote: wrote: Whenever you install Windows98, always delete the file called Kernel32.dll (located in the Windows\System folder.) This file is dangerous, and attracts malware. Once it's removed, it's nearly impossible to get any malware. SPAM!!!! Once it's removed your system won't even start. You are correct....... Guess what, since the computer wont start, YOU WONT GET ANY MALWARE! I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. You just proved that! Remember, I (Bill Gates) am the most intelligent person to ever exist on this planet! Without me and my operating systems, all life on Earth would have perished on January 1, 2000 from the Y2K bug! I, and only I, am entirely responsible for saving all of humanity. You owe me a huge THANK YOU! (and lots of money). Just wait till Windows 10 comes out in a few years. Your computer will be connected directly to your brain. You will no longer need a monitor, and you will never need education. I will do all your thinking for you, and all the commands will be entirely from ME! I will control your mind, thoughts, and body movements. You will do everything I tell you precisely when and how I command. If you don't, I'll just unplug you from the network, and you will cease to exist. Now you REALLY owe me a big Thanks! Your best buddy, and fearless leader. Sir Bill Gates |
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wrote:
On Fri, 10 Aug 2012 08:38:40 -0400, Tim Slattery wrote: wrote: Whenever you install Windows98, always delete the file called Kernel32.dll (located in the Windows\System folder.) This file is dangerous, and attracts malware. Once it's removed, it's nearly impossible to get any malware. SPAM!!!! Once it's removed your system won't even start. You are correct....... Guess what, since the computer wont start, YOU WONT GET ANY MALWARE! I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. You just proved that! Remember, I (Bill Gates) am the most intelligent person to ever exist on this planet! Without me and my operating systems, all life on Earth would have perished on January 1, 2000 from the Y2K bug! I, and only I, am entirely responsible for saving all of humanity. You owe me a huge THANK YOU! (and lots of money). Just wait till Windows 10 comes out in a few years. Your computer will be connected directly to your brain. You will no longer need a monitor, and you will never need education. I will do all your thinking for you, and all the commands will be entirely from ME! I will control your mind, thoughts, and body movements. You will do everything I tell you precisely when and how I command. If you don't, I'll just unplug you from the network, and you will cease to exist. Now you REALLY owe me a big Thanks! Your best buddy, and fearless leader. Sir Bill Gates You appear to be rather less intelligent that your statement above implies, as you seem to unaware that under American law, you can accept a knighthood from the British monarchy - *but* *you* *cannot* *use* *the* *title* *Sir* - ergo you *lying* about being a Sir so it cannot be believed that you are Bill Gates. Expect a knock on the door in the early hours from the 'Feds" and be prepared to do some time. |
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Delete the file Kernel32.dll
On Friday, August 10, 2012 4:38:40 PM UTC+4, Tim Slattery wrote:
wrote: Whenever you install Windows98, always delete the file called Kernel32.dll (located in the Windows\System folder.) This file is dangerous, and attracts malware. Once it's removed, it's nearly impossible to get any malware. SPAM!!!! Once it's removed your system won't even start. -- Tim Slattery |
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Delete the file Kernel32.dll
Hey narahari33,
SPAM!!!! Not really. Once it's removed your system won't even start. Yep, but Bill's statement that "it's nearly impossible to get any malware" when kernel32.dll removed is very true though :-) In short, its a joke. Just like telling some would-be hacker your IP is 127.0.0.1 :-) Regards, Rudy Wieser -- Origional message: schreef in berichtnieuws ... On Friday, August 10, 2012 4:38:40 PM UTC+4, Tim Slattery wrote: wrote: Whenever you install Windows98, always delete the file called Kernel32.dll (located in the Windows\System folder.) This file is dangerous, and attracts malware. Once it's removed, it's nearly impossible to get any malware. SPAM!!!! Once it's removed your system won't even start. -- Tim Slattery |
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Delete the file Kernel32.dll
In message , R.Wieser
writes: Hey narahari33, SPAM!!!! Not really. Once it's removed your system won't even start. Yep, but Bill's statement that "it's nearly impossible to get any malware" when kernel32.dll removed is very true though :-) Indeed (-:! In short, its a joke. Just like telling some would-be hacker your IP is 127.0.0.1 :-) It (the post being replied to) is also about a year and a half old. Regards, Rudy Wieser -- Origional message: schreef in berichtnieuws ... On Friday, August 10, 2012 4:38:40 PM UTC+4, Tim Slattery wrote: wrote: Whenever you install Windows98, always delete the file called Kernel32.dll (located in the Windows\System folder.) This file is dangerous, and attracts malware. Once it's removed, it's nearly impossible to get any malware. SPAM!!!! Once it's removed your system won't even start. -- Tim Slattery -- J. P. Gilliver. UMRA: 1960/1985 MB++G()AL-IS-Ch++(p)Ar@T+H+Sh0!:`)DNAf The British Empire has turned out to have a remarkable life after death. Pretending we don't need to think about it is just stupid. - Jeremy Paxman, in Radio Times, 22-28 October 2011 |
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Delete the file Kernel32.dll
John P Gilliver, while using improper usenet message composition style
by top-posting and full-quoting, wrote: It (the post being replied to) is also about a year and a half old. IP Address 92.97.204.39 Location: UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, DUBAI, DUBAI Isin't it enough that these arabs / moozlems terrorize us in the physical world? Now they have to come here and putz around, posting null-replies to year-old usenet posts? |
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