Outlook Express

Heh heh. No, I couldn't even get into Durham and I was always a Pink Panther
fan!


Shane


George Gee wrote:
Well, I can't speak for Shane, but Oxford Scholar *me*.
The highest accolade I ever achieved, was a 'B' in plasticine,
aged 5 and a bit!

George Gee


"webster72n" wrote in message
...

Are you and George Gee both Oxford Scholars, or just you, Shane?
Your mental expansion is amazing. and at the the time an asset to
this NG. We can consider ourselves fortunate to be in your company.
From now on you have permission "to let it all hang out", from my
end of the
table, unless you don't care to.

Harry.


"Shane" wrote in message
...
Without a doubt I've seen every one of them, probably several times
- I mean, you do, don't you. But (and while I remember what leads
up to it) I don't remember:

Music.
CAPTION: 'IT'S A TREE'

Stock film. Quick cuts. Plane arriving at night. Showbiz lights.
Film premières. Audience applauding. Cut to studio: a tree sitting
in a middle chair in David Frost type interview set. Zoom in on
tree which has a mouth
which moves.

Tree: Hello. Hello people, and welcome to 'It's a Tree'. We have
some really exiting guests for you this evening. A fabulous spruce,
back from a
tour of Holland, three gum trees making their first appearance in
this country, scots pine and the conifers, and Elm Tree Bole -
there you go, can't be bad - an exiting new American plank, a
rainforest and a bucket of
sawdust giving their views on teenage violence, and an unusual
guest for this programme, a piece of laminated plastic.


Bloody marvellous!

Shane


Shane wrote:
Cop: (stands) Please may I ask for an adjournment, m'lord?
Judge: An adjournment? Certainly not!

(the cop sits down again, emitting perhaps the longest and loudest
release of
bodily gas in the history of the universe.)

Judge: Why on earth didn't you say WHY you wanted an adjournment?
Cop: I didn't know an acceptable legal phrase, m'lord.
ROFLMAO


Shane

George Gee wrote:
Is this a five minute argument,
or the full half hour?

George Gee


"Shane" wrote in message
...
Good! You do that!

('bout bleedin' time!)


Shane


George Gee wrote:
Oh, don't say that ....
now I'll have to get into the fishtank and sing!

George Gee


"Shane" wrote in message
...
You mean it isn't???


Shane/Arctor


George Gee wrote:
It's strange that it turned out to be me ....
I was convinced it was Shane!

George Gee


"Mike M" wrote in message
...
Well George it was fun whilst it lasted and personally I
don't think most had a clue as to who webster73n might have
been until you gave the game away. I'm just pleased that it
was you let the cat out of the bag rather than myself
although I had privately told Heather and maybe Joan
off-list. Enjoy your Christmas. --
Mike


George Gee wrote:

Sorry Mike .... there was a nut loose on my keyboard,
but I've fixed it now!

Here you go them George: http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode10.htm
Though there's also: http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/


Shane

George Gee wrote:
I've never, ever, seen/heard that one before,
where on earth did you get it from?

Brilliant!

George Gee


"Shane" wrote in message
...
Without a doubt I've seen every one of them, probably several times
- I mean, you do, don't you. But (and while I remember what leads up
to it) I don't remember:

Music.
CAPTION: 'IT'S A TREE'

Stock film. Quick cuts. Plane arriving at night. Showbiz lights. Film
premières. Audience applauding. Cut to studio: a tree sitting in a
middle chair in David Frost type interview set. Zoom in on tree
which has a mouth which moves.

Tree: Hello. Hello people, and welcome to 'It's a Tree'. We have
some really exiting guests for you this evening. A fabulous spruce,
back from a tour of Holland, three gum trees making their first
appearance in this country, scots pine and the conifers, and Elm
Tree Bole - there you go, can't be bad - an exiting new American
plank, a rainforest and a bucket of sawdust giving their views on
teenage violence, and an unusual guest for this programme, a piece
of laminated plastic. Bloody marvellous!

Shane


Shane wrote:
Cop: (stands) Please may I ask for an adjournment, m'lord?
Judge: An adjournment? Certainly not!

(the cop sits down again, emitting perhaps the longest and loudest
release of
bodily gas in the history of the universe.)

Judge: Why on earth didn't you say WHY you wanted an adjournment?
Cop: I didn't know an acceptable legal phrase, m'lord.
ROFLMAO


Shane

George Gee wrote:
Is this a five minute argument,
or the full half hour?

George Gee


"Shane" wrote in message
...
Good! You do that!

('bout bleedin' time!)


Shane


George Gee wrote:
Oh, don't say that ....
now I'll have to get into the fishtank and sing!

George Gee


"Shane" wrote in message
...
You mean it isn't???


Shane/Arctor


George Gee wrote:
It's strange that it turned out to be me ....
I was convinced it was Shane!

George Gee


"Mike M" wrote in message
...
Well George it was fun whilst it lasted and personally I don't
think most had a clue as to who webster73n might have been
until you gave the game away. I'm just pleased that it was
you let the cat out of the bag rather than myself although I
had privately told Heather and maybe Joan off-list. Enjoy your
Christmas. --
Mike


George Gee wrote:

Sorry Mike .... there was a nut loose on my keyboard,
but I've fixed it now!

That, on the other hand, might explain 'a few' things and serve as a
*characterization buffer*.
Nevertheless, your presence here is no less welcome and appreciated, not to
mention 'George Gee" vbg.

Harry.


"Shane" wrote in message
...
Heh heh. No, I couldn't even get into Durham and I was always a Pink
Panther
fan!


Shane


George Gee wrote:
Well, I can't speak for Shane, but Oxford Scholar *me*.
The highest accolade I ever achieved, was a 'B' in plasticine,
aged 5 and a bit!

George Gee


"webster72n" wrote in message
...

Are you and George Gee both Oxford Scholars, or just you, Shane?
Your mental expansion is amazing. and at the the time an asset to
this NG. We can consider ourselves fortunate to be in your company.
From now on you have permission "to let it all hang out", from my
end of the
table, unless you don't care to.

Harry.


"Shane" wrote in message
...
Without a doubt I've seen every one of them, probably several times
- I mean, you do, don't you. But (and while I remember what leads
up to it) I don't remember:

Music.
CAPTION: 'IT'S A TREE'

Stock film. Quick cuts. Plane arriving at night. Showbiz lights.
Film premières. Audience applauding. Cut to studio: a tree sitting
in a middle chair in David Frost type interview set. Zoom in on
tree which has a mouth
which moves.

Tree: Hello. Hello people, and welcome to 'It's a Tree'. We have
some really exiting guests for you this evening. A fabulous spruce,
back from a
tour of Holland, three gum trees making their first appearance in
this country, scots pine and the conifers, and Elm Tree Bole -
there you go, can't be bad - an exiting new American plank, a
rainforest and a bucket of
sawdust giving their views on teenage violence, and an unusual
guest for this programme, a piece of laminated plastic.


Bloody marvellous!

Shane


Shane wrote:
Cop: (stands) Please may I ask for an adjournment, m'lord?
Judge: An adjournment? Certainly not!

(the cop sits down again, emitting perhaps the longest and loudest
release of
bodily gas in the history of the universe.)

Judge: Why on earth didn't you say WHY you wanted an adjournment?
Cop: I didn't know an acceptable legal phrase, m'lord.
ROFLMAO


Shane

George Gee wrote:
Is this a five minute argument,
or the full half hour?

George Gee


"Shane" wrote in message
...
Good! You do that!

('bout bleedin' time!)


Shane


George Gee wrote:
Oh, don't say that ....
now I'll have to get into the fishtank and sing!

George Gee


"Shane" wrote in message
...
You mean it isn't???


Shane/Arctor


George Gee wrote:
It's strange that it turned out to be me ....
I was convinced it was Shane!

George Gee


"Mike M" wrote in message
...
Well George it was fun whilst it lasted and personally I
don't think most had a clue as to who webster73n might have
been until you gave the game away. I'm just pleased that it
was you let the cat out of the bag rather than myself
although I had privately told Heather and maybe Joan
off-list. Enjoy your Christmas. --
Mike


George Gee wrote:

Sorry Mike .... there was a nut loose on my keyboard,
but I've fixed it now!

I always thought that Durham was more for the Grandstand viewers than for
Pink Panther fanatics. Same words, different tune g

Mart


"Shane" wrote in message
...
Heh heh. No, I couldn't even get into Durham and I was always a Pink
Panther fan!


Shane

I see it now!
Thanks Mart, for pointing out the connection!

George Gee


"Mart" wrote in message
...
I always thought that Durham was more for the Grandstand viewers than for
Pink Panther fanatics. Same words, different tune g

Mart


"Shane" wrote in message
...
Heh heh. No, I couldn't even get into Durham and I was always a Pink
Panther fan!


Shane

YW George. I recently said elsewhere that Shane was getting to me - scary!

Mart


"George Gee" wrote in message
...
I see it now!
Thanks Mart, for pointing out the connection!

George Gee


"Mart" wrote in message
...
I always thought that Durham was more for the Grandstand viewers than for
Pink Panther fanatics. Same words, different tune g

Mart


"Shane" wrote in message
...
Heh heh. No, I couldn't even get into Durham and I was always a Pink
Panther fan!


Shane

I do it with an interocitor.


Shane


Mart wrote:
YW George. I recently said elsewhere that Shane was getting to me -
scary!

Mart


"George Gee" wrote in message
...
I see it now!
Thanks Mart, for pointing out the connection!

George Gee


"Mart" wrote in message
...
I always thought that Durham was more for the Grandstand viewers
than for Pink Panther fanatics. Same words, different tune g

Mart


"Shane" wrote in message
...
Heh heh. No, I couldn't even get into Durham and I was always a
Pink Panther fan!


Shane

Hey Shane, I could never get my Heathkit model to work - parts just wouldn't
fit properly. Bummer!

Where did you get yours - Tandy or MFI?

Mart


"Shane" wrote in message
...
I do it with an interocitor.


Shane


Mart wrote:
YW George. I recently said elsewhere that Shane was getting to me -
scary!

Mart


"George Gee" wrote in message
...
I see it now!
Thanks Mart, for pointing out the connection!

George Gee


"Mart" wrote in message
...
I always thought that Durham was more for the Grandstand viewers
than for Pink Panther fanatics. Same words, different tune g

Mart


"Shane" wrote in message
...
Heh heh. No, I couldn't even get into Durham and I was always a
Pink Panther fan!


Shane