technical support

All I want is the email address to microsoft's technical
support? Is that so much to ask. I've got a problem with
my computer that I know only they can help with. Why can't
they just out and tell you what the email address is in the
help section of the website? I've refrained from swearing
in this post in hope to get people would reply. If I don't
get that email address im going to be angry, and you won't
like me when I'm angry.

m

I spoke to Microsoft once through that link, I believe. First, a robot
will speak. Next, it will be... Cherry, perhaps. Tell her I am sorry for
the things I said. CAREFUL what you click in your Inbox, though. Don't
catch the SWEN from her!


--
Thanks or Good Luck,
There may be humor in this post, and,
Naturally, you will not sue,
should things get worse after this,
PCR

"Jeff" wrote in message
...
| All I want is the email address to microsoft's technical
| support? Is that so much to ask. I've got a problem with
| my computer that I know only they can help with. Why can't
| they just out and tell you what the email address is in the
| help section of the website? I've refrained from swearing
| in this post in hope to get people would reply. If I don't
| get that email address im going to be angry, and you won't
| like me when I'm angry.

Why don't you just describe your problem in this or whatever newsgroup would
be appropriate? Newsgroup help is available, and it will cost you nothing.

AS for Microsoft assistance, go to http://support.microsoft.com/

"Jeff" wrote in message
...
All I want is the email address to microsoft's technical
support? Is that so much to ask. I've got a problem with
my computer that I know only they can help with. Why can't
they just out and tell you what the email address is in the
help section of the website? I've refrained from swearing
in this post in hope to get people would reply. If I don't
get that email address im going to be angry, and you won't
like me when I'm angry.

AFAIK, there is no direct email address, unless it's =


They would prefer that you use this page:
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=3Dfh;[ln];oasoem

Or call:
For anything related to Security (patches, etc.) call (866) PC SAFETY

Else, start at this page:
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=3Dsz;[ln];top

By the way, what "Help section of the website" are you talking about? I =
find no link specifically labelled "Help". Only "Product Support" and =
"Contact Us".

--=20
Gary S. Terhune
MS MVP for Win9x
=20
"Jeff" wrote in message =
...
All I want is the email address to microsoft's technical
support? Is that so much to ask. I've got a problem with
my computer that I know only they can help with. Why can't
they just out and tell you what the email address is in the
help section of the website? I've refrained from swearing
in this post in hope to get people would reply. If I don't
get that email address im going to be angry, and you won't
like me when I'm angry.

Same thing on trying to register a MS program. You need
to open a Passport account. Which I do not need. Or want.
So I will install it on as many machines as I can. To get
back. This program cost almost $100. I have it on 6
machines now. A $600. lose for MS just because they won't
put out any email addresses in their webpage. And it will
be installed on as many as I can. Pity.
-----Original Message-----
AFAIK, there is no direct email address, unless it's


They would prefer that you use this page:
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=fh;
[ln];oasoem

Or call:
For anything related to Security (patches, etc.) call
(866) PC SAFETY

Else, start at this page:
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=sz;[ln];top

By the way, what "Help section of the website" are you
talking about? I find no link specifically
labelled "Help". Only "Product Support" and "Contact Us".

--
Gary S. Terhune
MS MVP for Win9x

"Jeff" wrote in
message ...
All I want is the email address to microsoft's technical
support? Is that so much to ask. I've got a problem
with
my computer that I know only they can help with. Why
can't
they just out and tell you what the email address is in
the
help section of the website? I've refrained from
swearing
in this post in hope to get people would reply. If I
don't
get that email address im going to be angry, and you
won't
like me when I'm angry.
.

Pure excuses. You want to steal, at least be man enough to say you're =
doing it because you're a thief, not because MS requests you use a =
Passport account. If you knew anything at all about Passport, you =
wouldn't be at all bothered by it.

But no, you're just looking for cheap excuses, like all cowards.

--=20
Gary S. Terhune
MS MVP for Win9x
=20
wrote in message =
...
Same thing on trying to register a MS program. You need=20
to open a Passport account. Which I do not need. Or want.
So I will install it on as many machines as I can. To get=20
back. This program cost almost $100. I have it on 6=20
machines now. A $600. lose for MS just because they won't=20
put out any email addresses in their webpage. And it will=20
be installed on as many as I can. Pity.
-----Original Message-----
AFAIK, there is no direct email address, unless it's=20


They would prefer that you use this page:
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=3Dfh;
[ln];oasoem

Or call:
For anything related to Security (patches, etc.) call=20
(866) PC SAFETY

Else, start at this page:
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=3Dsz;[ln];top

By the way, what "Help section of the website" are you=20
talking about? I find no link specifically=20
labelled "Help". Only "Product Support" and "Contact Us".

--=20
Gary S. Terhune
MS MVP for Win9x
=20
"Jeff" wrote in=20
message ...
All I want is the email address to microsoft's technical
support? Is that so much to ask. I've got a problem=20
with
my computer that I know only they can help with. Why=20
can't
they just out and tell you what the email address is in=20
the
help section of the website? I've refrained from=20
swearing
in this post in hope to get people would reply. If I=20
don't
get that email address im going to be angry, and you=20
won't
like me when I'm angry.
.

No. I paid for it.
-----Original Message-----
Pure excuses. You want to steal, at least be man enough
to say you're doing it because you're a thief, not because
MS requests you use a Passport account. If you knew
anything at all about Passport, you wouldn't be at all
bothered by it.

But no, you're just looking for cheap excuses, like all
cowards.

--
Gary S. Terhune
MS MVP for Win9x

wrote in message
...
Same thing on trying to register a MS program. You need
to open a Passport account. Which I do not need. Or
want.
So I will install it on as many machines as I can. To
get
back. This program cost almost $100. I have it on 6
machines now. A $600. lose for MS just because they
won't
put out any email addresses in their webpage. And it
will
be installed on as many as I can. Pity.
-----Original Message-----
AFAIK, there is no direct email address, unless it's


They would prefer that you use this page:
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=fh;
[ln];oasoem

Or call:
For anything related to Security (patches, etc.) call
(866) PC SAFETY

Else, start at this page:
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=sz;
[ln];top

By the way, what "Help section of the website" are you
talking about? I find no link specifically
labelled "Help". Only "Product Support" and "Contact
Us".

--
Gary S. Terhune
MS MVP for Win9x

"Jeff" wrote in
message ...
All I want is the email address to microsoft's
technical
support? Is that so much to ask. I've got a
problem
with
my computer that I know only they can help with.
Why
can't
they just out and tell you what the email address is
in
the
help section of the website? I've refrained from
swearing
in this post in hope to get people would reply. If
I
don't
get that email address im going to be angry, and you
won't
like me when I'm angry.
.

.

You paid for one license on one machine. That's all. Put it on more =
machines, you're a thief, by any definition of the word. And a coward =
for not admitting it.

--=20
Gary S. Terhune
MS MVP for Win9x
=20
wrote in message =
...
No. I paid for it.
-----Original Message-----
Pure excuses. You want to steal, at least be man enough=20
to say you're doing it because you're a thief, not because=20
MS requests you use a Passport account. If you knew=20
anything at all about Passport, you wouldn't be at all=20
bothered by it.

But no, you're just looking for cheap excuses, like all=20
cowards.

--=20
Gary S. Terhune
MS MVP for Win9x
=20
wrote in message=20
...
Same thing on trying to register a MS program. You need=20
to open a Passport account. Which I do not need. Or=20
want.
So I will install it on as many machines as I can. To=20
get=20
back. This program cost almost $100. I have it on 6=20
machines now. A $600. lose for MS just because they=20
won't=20
put out any email addresses in their webpage. And it=20
will=20
be installed on as many as I can. Pity.
-----Original Message-----
AFAIK, there is no direct email address, unless it's=20


They would prefer that you use this page:
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=3Dfh;
[ln];oasoem

Or call:
For anything related to Security (patches, etc.) call=20
(866) PC SAFETY

Else, start at this page:
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=3Dsz;
[ln];top

By the way, what "Help section of the website" are you=20
talking about? I find no link specifically=20
labelled "Help". Only "Product Support" and "Contact=20
Us".

--=20
Gary S. Terhune
MS MVP for Win9x
=20
"Jeff" wrote in=20
message ...
All I want is the email address to microsoft's=20
technical
support? Is that so much to ask. I've got a=20
problem=20
with
my computer that I know only they can help with. =20
Why=20
can't
they just out and tell you what the email address is=20
in=20
the
help section of the website? I've refrained from=20
swearing
in this post in hope to get people would reply. If=20
I=20
don't
get that email address im going to be angry, and you=20
won't
like me when I'm angry.
.

.

All that you said aside, there's still no excuse for demanding one have a
Passport account in order to register software..Mind you, I've never
registered anything in 20+ years of using pc's.

"Gary S. Terhune" wrote in message
...
Pure excuses. You want to steal, at least be man enough to say you're doing
it because you're a thief, not because MS requests you use a Passport
account. If you knew anything at all about Passport, you wouldn't be at all
bothered by it.

But no, you're just looking for cheap excuses, like all cowards.

--
Gary S. Terhune
MS MVP for Win9x

wrote in message
...
Same thing on trying to register a MS program. You need
to open a Passport account. Which I do not need. Or want.
So I will install it on as many machines as I can. To get
back. This program cost almost $100. I have it on 6
machines now. A $600. lose for MS just because they won't
put out any email addresses in their webpage. And it will
be installed on as many as I can. Pity.
-----Original Message-----
AFAIK, there is no direct email address, unless it's


They would prefer that you use this page:
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=fh;
[ln];oasoem

Or call:
For anything related to Security (patches, etc.) call
(866) PC SAFETY

Else, start at this page:
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=sz;[ln];top

By the way, what "Help section of the website" are you
talking about? I find no link specifically
labelled "Help". Only "Product Support" and "Contact Us".

--
Gary S. Terhune
MS MVP for Win9x

"Jeff" wrote in
message ...
All I want is the email address to microsoft's technical
support? Is that so much to ask. I've got a problem
with
my computer that I know only they can help with. Why
can't
they just out and tell you what the email address is in
the
help section of the website? I've refrained from
swearing
in this post in hope to get people would reply. If I
don't
get that email address im going to be angry, and you
won't
like me when I'm angry.
.

Obviously you've never purchased *anything* online then
for the past "20+ years". You can't do much online these
days without giving over some sort of email address in
return. Anyway it's only a passport account, what's the
big deal? It costs nothing, you create the account use it
for the technical support purposes or whatever then you
cancel it, simple.


-----Original Message-----
All that you said aside, there's still no excuse for
demanding one have a
Passport account in order to register software..Mind you,
I've never
registered anything in 20+ years of using pc's.

"Gary S. Terhune" wrote in message
...
Pure excuses. You want to steal, at least be man enough
to say you're doing
it because you're a thief, not because MS requests you
use a Passport
account. If you knew anything at all about Passport, you
wouldn't be at all
bothered by it.

But no, you're just looking for cheap excuses, like all
cowards.

--
Gary S. Terhune
MS MVP for Win9x

wrote in message
...
Same thing on trying to register a MS program. You need
to open a Passport account. Which I do not need. Or
want.
So I will install it on as many machines as I can. To
get
back. This program cost almost $100. I have it on 6
machines now. A $600. lose for MS just because they
won't
put out any email addresses in their webpage. And it
will
be installed on as many as I can. Pity.
-----Original Message-----
AFAIK, there is no direct email address, unless it's


They would prefer that you use this page:
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=fh;
[ln];oasoem

Or call:
For anything related to Security (patches, etc.) call
(866) PC SAFETY

Else, start at this page:
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=sz;
[ln];top

By the way, what "Help section of the website" are you
talking about? I find no link specifically
labelled "Help". Only "Product Support" and "Contact
Us".

--
Gary S. Terhune
MS MVP for Win9x

"Jeff" wrote in
message ...
All I want is the email address to microsoft's
technical
support? Is that so much to ask. I've got a problem
with
my computer that I know only they can help with. Why
can't
they just out and tell you what the email address is
in
the
help section of the website? I've refrained from
swearing
in this post in hope to get people would reply. If I
don't
get that email address im going to be angry, and you
won't
like me when I'm angry.
.



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