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LOL!! Excellent answer.......do you think he got it? After all, he is a
'country boy'......g

Heather

"Mike M" wrote in message
...
Lobster 'n Seltzer - now that's a dish I've never had to suffer!

Normally follows a plate of crow.
--
Mike Maltby MS-MVP



Noel Paton wrote:

Lobster 'n Seltzer - now that's a dish I've never had to suffer!

Oysters, OTOH (

Just keep watching over your shoulder.......heh heh!!

Figgs

"Noel Paton" wrote in message
...
Me? - say anything out of place?
I'm offended (hang on - that's got three syllabubs - I don't know what
that
means!)!
Oh well - I had my revenge before the fact!



--
Noel Paton (MS-MVP 2002-2004, Win9x)

Nil Carborundum Illegitemi
http://www.btinternet.com/~winnoel/millsrpch.htm

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or
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"Heather" wrote in message
...
Thank you, Jan!! I did take the time this afternoon to check out Google
and
I am not quite sure which one I will go after first g Probably Noel!!
Seeing as he reacted first to this.....

Talk to you later. Have to learn how to cook all over again!! (I
wouldn't
say that if I were you, Noel!! Big trouble!!)

Figgs 8-))

"Noel Paton" wrote in message
...
Tattle-tale!g

--
Noel Paton (MS-MVP 2002-2004, Win9x)

Nil Carborundum Illegitemi
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NG's
or
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"Jan Il" wrote in message
...
Hey Heather! You're back! How was the trip?

Flash me a line when you get a chance. I'm anxious to hear all about
the
history stuff and decor. g

btw..you were purely missed. You'll *have" to go back over the
threads
you've missed when you get a chance. And let me know when you do...I
wanna
watch the fun. vbg

Jan

If Noel's a country boy then so am I!

Believe it or not, even in this small isle of ours, but Noel and myself were
brought up within a very few miles of each other - our parents' homes were
about 3 miles apart.
--
Mike M


Heather wrote:

LOL!! Excellent answer.......do you think he got it? After all, he
is a 'country boy'......g

Mike M wrote:
If Noel's a country boy then so am I!

Believe it or not, even in this small isle of ours, but Noel and
myself were brought up within a very few miles of each other - our
parents' homes were about 3 miles apart.

And you still speak to him??

;-))

LOL!! Excellent answer.......do you think he got it? After all, he
is a 'country boy'......g

Jan,

Sometimes. :-)

I didn't know Noel at the time, we are different ages and went to different
schools etc.
--
Mike


Jan Il wrote:

And you still speak to him??

;-))

Noel Paton wrote:
Lobster 'n Seltzer - now that's a dish I've never had to suffer!

Oysters, OTOH (

Or sauted Seaworms. ?? Heh....I learned very quickly to tell the difference
between those and bean sprouts.

1. Place a metal bowl of suspect bean sprouts in a bed of ice, and a heat
lamp 6 inches away. If the bean sprouts begin to migrate in the direction
of the heat lamp....pass.

2. Worms don't have eyes. Bean sprouts have a small dark spot on the one
end that looks like an eye. So I hold them each up and look them in the one
eye to make sure they are bean sprouts. Never mind what the people behind
you say. They're eating sheep brains, what do they know.

3. Ask the waiter to eat one first.

4. If you place them in the hot sun and they shirvel up...never mind.

5. If you step on one and it's really squishy.......don't look.

6. Make a note not to eat anything with bean sprouts when you dine out.

7. Never read your Fortune Cookie right after you eat egg rolls.

8. Never order spaghetti at a seafood restaurant.

Jan

"Jan Il" wrote in message
...
Heather wrote:
Thank you, Jan!! I did take the time this afternoon to check out
Google and I am not quite sure which one I will go after first g
Probably Noel!! Seeing as he reacted first to this.....

Talk to you later. Have to learn how to cook all over again!! (I
wouldn't say that if I were you, Noel!! Big trouble!!)

Great! I'll keep the seltzer bottle handy and watch the e-mails so
I can catch the smoking ones as they come through...vbg

Jan


Figgs 8-))

"Noel Paton" wrote in message
...
Tattle-tale!g

--
Noel Paton (MS-MVP 2002-2004, Win9x)

Nil Carborundum Illegitemi
http://www.btinternet.com/~winnoel/millsrpch.htm

Please read http://dts-l.org/goodpost.htm on how to post messages
to NG's or
http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/f.../Mar27pmvp.asp

"Jan Il" wrote in message
...
Hey Heather! You're back! How was the trip?

Flash me a line when you get a chance. I'm anxious to hear all
about the history stuff and decor. g

btw..you were purely missed. You'll *have" to go back over the
threads you've missed when you get a chance. And let me know when
you do...I wanna watch the fun. vbg

Jan

Hehe!

--
Noel Paton (MS-MVP 2002-2004, Win9x)

Nil Carborundum Illegitemi
http://www.btinternet.com/~winnoel/millsrpch.htm


"Jan Il" wrote in message
...
Noel Paton wrote:
Lobster 'n Seltzer - now that's a dish I've never had to suffer!

Oysters, OTOH (

Or sauted Seaworms. ?? Heh....I learned very quickly to tell the
difference
between those and bean sprouts.

1. Place a metal bowl of suspect bean sprouts in a bed of ice, and a heat
lamp 6 inches away. If the bean sprouts begin to migrate in the direction
of the heat lamp....pass.

2. Worms don't have eyes. Bean sprouts have a small dark spot on the one
end that looks like an eye. So I hold them each up and look them in the
one
eye to make sure they are bean sprouts. Never mind what the people behind
you say. They're eating sheep brains, what do they know.

3. Ask the waiter to eat one first.

4. If you place them in the hot sun and they shirvel up...never mind.

5. If you step on one and it's really squishy.......don't look.

6. Make a note not to eat anything with bean sprouts when you dine out.

7. Never read your Fortune Cookie right after you eat egg rolls.

8. Never order spaghetti at a seafood restaurant.

Jan

Eeuuww!!! You Yanks eat the strangest things!! And I thought Haggis was
horrible......lol. Ever stomp on a tomato worm (cutworm).......gross.

Heather

"Jan Il" wrote in message
...
Noel Paton wrote:
Lobster 'n Seltzer - now that's a dish I've never had to suffer!

Oysters, OTOH (

Or sauted Seaworms. ?? Heh....I learned very quickly to tell the
difference
between those and bean sprouts.

1. Place a metal bowl of suspect bean sprouts in a bed of ice, and a heat
lamp 6 inches away. If the bean sprouts begin to migrate in the direction
of the heat lamp....pass.

2. Worms don't have eyes. Bean sprouts have a small dark spot on the one
end that looks like an eye. So I hold them each up and look them in the
one
eye to make sure they are bean sprouts. Never mind what the people behind
you say. They're eating sheep brains, what do they know.

3. Ask the waiter to eat one first.

4. If you place them in the hot sun and they shirvel up...never mind.

5. If you step on one and it's really squishy.......don't look.

6. Make a note not to eat anything with bean sprouts when you dine out.

7. Never read your Fortune Cookie right after you eat egg rolls.

8. Never order spaghetti at a seafood restaurant.

Jan

"Jan Il" wrote in message
...
Heather wrote:
Thank you, Jan!! I did take the time this afternoon to check out
Google and I am not quite sure which one I will go after first g
Probably Noel!! Seeing as he reacted first to this.....

Talk to you later. Have to learn how to cook all over again!! (I
wouldn't say that if I were you, Noel!! Big trouble!!)

Great! I'll keep the seltzer bottle handy and watch the e-mails so
I can catch the smoking ones as they come through...vbg

Jan


Figgs 8-))

"Noel Paton" wrote in message
...
Tattle-tale!g

--
Noel Paton (MS-MVP 2002-2004, Win9x)

Nil Carborundum Illegitemi
http://www.btinternet.com/~winnoel/millsrpch.htm

Please read http://dts-l.org/goodpost.htm on how to post messages
to NG's or
http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/f.../Mar27pmvp.asp

"Jan Il" wrote in message
...
Hey Heather! You're back! How was the trip?

Flash me a line when you get a chance. I'm anxious to hear all
about the history stuff and decor. g

btw..you were purely missed. You'll *have" to go back over the
threads you've missed when you get a chance. And let me know when
you do...I wanna watch the fun. vbg

Jan

Shall I take out one foot or both of them?? (G) And where was
that.......I am not sure if I asked either of you. Noel claims to be
Scottish somewhere......no kilt tho'.

When my busy social life (cough) is over.....about 2 days, grin.....I will
write you and ask you some questions on the best way to deal with all those
pictures of you two......plus the rest of the country!! I downloaded them
and backed them up to CD......guess I will have to get a DVD player if I
make them a slideshow.

Night......have company coming over to see them......particularly the cars
at Beaulieu. You should see Uri Geller's Cadillac......wild!! Oops, just
remembered that you two aren't interested in cars. Oh well, I will send
Noel a picture for his website.......he looks rather like Rasputin. ROFL!!!
That was a 'gotcha'.

Heather
"Mike M" wrote in message
...
If Noel's a country boy then so am I!

Believe it or not, even in this small isle of ours, but Noel and myself
were
brought up within a very few miles of each other - our parents' homes were
about 3 miles apart.
--
Mike M


Heather wrote:

LOL!! Excellent answer.......do you think he got it? After all, he
is a 'country boy'......g

Mike M wrote:
Jan,

Sometimes. :-)

I didn't know Noel at the time, we are different ages and went to
different schools etc.

Ahh...that explains why he still speaks to you, then. vbg

Jan

And you still speak to him??

;-))