On Sat, 26 Jan 2019 21:56:31 -0600, Last-Call wrote:
Windows 98 is now 21 years old. That means it's an ADULT and is able to
drink in all 50 states.

If you are still running Win98, put a bottle of whisky inside the case.

Don't tell me that Windows should follow the "rules". Microsoft tels it to
drop dead year ago, remember?