"philo" wrote in message
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I am taking up a collection to purchase 16 megs of RAM for Jeff Richards
as a Christmas present for 1983
(I forgot to get him something that year)

If you could send me a dollar, I'd only need another $24,999 to raise

It's a great idea, but you are aiming far too high. Just send me a check
when you get to half that amount, and you can keep the rest.