Heather wrote:
Eeuuww!!! You Yanks eat the strangest things!! And I thought Haggis
was horrible......lol. Ever stomp on a tomato worm
(cutworm).......gross.
YESS!!!!! EWWWEWEWEWEHEE!!!! GEEEZZ I hate those gross, disgusting,
hidious, grotesque, (did I leave anything really icky out?) things. They
chatter their fangs at you...and rear all up on their left over 14 legs all
like "I'm the big cheese around this here bush..lady." I look 'em square in
the eye and get their full attention. Then smile very big and say...NOT!!
Then smack 'em off the bush and step on them. Then I look down at the pulp
in the dirt (I *reeeeally* step on 'em) and say "Wot...cat got yer tongue?"
(I mean...I don't know if they *have* a tongue. But, if they do..you
know....anyway). They are truly fanny-ugly things. They're all geen inside
and out. Which reminds me...has anyone ever broken a Gumby? Is it true
that he is green all the way through???
Heather
"Jan Il" wrote in message
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Noel Paton wrote:
Lobster 'n Seltzer - now that's a dish I've never had to suffer!
Oysters, OTOH 
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Or sauted Seaworms. ?? Heh....I learned very quickly to tell the
difference between those and bean sprouts.
1. Place a metal bowl of suspect bean sprouts in a bed of ice, and
a heat lamp 6 inches away. If the bean sprouts begin to migrate in
the direction of the heat lamp....pass.
2. Worms don't have eyes. Bean sprouts have a small dark spot on
the one end that looks like an eye. So I hold them each up and look
them in the one eye to make sure they are bean sprouts. Never mind
what the people behind you say. They're eating sheep brains, what
do they know.
3. Ask the waiter to eat one first.
4. If you place them in the hot sun and they shirvel up...never mind.
5. If you step on one and it's really squishy.......don't look.
6. Make a note not to eat anything with bean sprouts when you dine
out.
7. Never read your Fortune Cookie right after you eat egg rolls.
8. Never order spaghetti at a seafood restaurant.
Jan 
"Jan Il" wrote in message
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Heather wrote:
Thank you, Jan!! I did take the time this afternoon to check out
Google and I am not quite sure which one I will go after first g
Probably Noel!! Seeing as he reacted first to this.....
Talk to you later. Have to learn how to cook all over again!! (I
wouldn't say that if I were you, Noel!! Big trouble!!)
Great! I'll keep the seltzer bottle handy and watch the e-mails so
I can catch the smoking ones as they come through...vbg
Jan
Figgs 8-))
"Noel Paton" wrote in message
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Tattle-tale!g
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"Jan Il" wrote in message
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Hey Heather! You're back! How was the trip?
Flash me a line when you get a chance. I'm anxious to hear all
about the history stuff and decor. g
btw..you were purely missed. You'll *have" to go back over the
threads you've missed when you get a chance. And let me know
when you do...I wanna watch the fun. vbg
Jan