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"The Great Mooshta" wrote in message
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Perhaps I should talk about tonight's dinner?

(Tagliatelle with salmon - probably with red pepper pesto out of the jar).

So how do you make Windows Me slice garlic?

Windows and garlic?
Any sharp knife will do - and a lot of fresh air.
On the other hand, Windows ME and garlic may go well together.


Incidentally, today's moniker is to make it *really* easy for the
Government to know who the insults are from.

The Real Shane

Where have you been all these years?
Don't know whether I am Real or not.

Harry.