Okay guys, how about this old one? Q: "What's the difference between a
corpuscle and a hormone?" (I don't need to supply the answer, do I?)

Ken Bland

"Shane" wrote in message
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Well, you got out of that one easily enough!

Reminds me of the joke *Isn't that Sherpa Tensing?* Though I prefer the
variation *Isn't that Hortense?* (*No, she's just a little tired*).


Shane


"Noel Paton" wrote in message
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Very tense - and unfortunately presently so. (long tale - not tail!)

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"Shane" wrote in message
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I notice you talk about her in the past tense.


Shane


"Noel Paton" wrote in message
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That's my ex- you're laughing about!.....snicker - and she was NO
mouse,
believe me!!


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"Mike M" wrote in message
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shane wrote:

Isn't a 'girl mouse' actually a shrew?