Windows 98 is now able to Drink alcohol
 

Windows 98 is now 21 years old. That means it's an ADULT and is able to
drink in all 50 states.

If you are still running Win98, put a bottle of whisky inside the case.

Windows 98 is now able to Drink alcohol
 

On Sat, 26 Jan 2019 21:56:31 -0600, Last-Call wrote:
Windows 98 is now 21 years old. That means it's an ADULT and is able to
drink in all 50 states.

If you are still running Win98, put a bottle of whisky inside the case.

Don't tell me that Windows should follow the "rules". Microsoft tels it to
drop dead year ago, remember?